Mindy: Dear god, what ARE you?!?

Holiday Armadillo: Greetings Mindy! I’m the HOLIDAY ARMADILLO!

Mindy: Uhhhhhhh…..

HA: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

Mindy: …You’re not a thing.

HA: Rude.

Mindy: There is no holiday armadillo, that’s not a thing!

HA: Yes it is. In the year 2000, on the hit TV sitcom Friends, Ross Gellar introduced me to his son Ben as Santa’s Tex-Mex friend, to help him learn about Hanukkah and the Festival of Lights!

Mindy: So?

HA: By sheer force of Millennial belief in me sparked that day, I became a thing!

Mindy:

HA: Check the Internet, I’m totally a thing.

Mindy: Okay, let’s assume FOR THE MOMENT, you’re a thing. Why are you here now, why are you available this far before Hanukkah?

HA: I’m not JUST about Hanukkah…I’m versatile! I’