Coaches Dru Brozovich and Kathryn Whisler wrote some posts today since I didn’t work out on Thursday, the first day of Hell Week!
*walks up to man in black suit, red tie sipping coffee at Starbucks*
Dru: *nods* Satan…
Satan: *nods* Dru….
Dru: You collected a few souls off that Pulse workout bro…
Satan: Sure did…how bout that finale?
Dru: I spent weeks warning them too!!Satan: (recovering from laughing) I KNOW! I thought after all of Mindy Crary posts they would’ve picked up on all this.
Dru: I did tell them the surprise burpees weren’t necessary. I saw a few people saying they’d make a deal with you if