Satan: Hey, you survived…

Mindy: Fork you.

Satan: Whaaaat?

Mindy: Duck this bullshirt!!!! Wait, what’s happening? Duck…Fork…Shirt…. HOLY MOTHER FORKING SHIRTBALLS WHY CAN’T I SWEAR?!?

Satan: Just because you’re literally going through Hell this week is no reason to lower our conversational standards. I had a swearing filter installed in anticipation of your Hell Week reaction.

Mindy: You’re such a ducking shirt head.

Satan: Sooooo <takes sip of coffee> how was Split 1?

Mindy: <knocks coffee mug out of Satan’s hand>

Satan: WOW, that was a violent response…

Mindy: No, it’s just, you’re not supposed to