Satan: Hey, you survived…
Mindy: Fork you.
Mindy: Duck this bullshirt!!!! Wait, what’s happening? Duck…Fork…Shirt…. HOLY MOTHER FORKING SHIRTBALLS WHY CAN’T I SWEAR?!?
Satan: Just because you’re literally going through Hell this week is no reason to lower our conversational standards. I had a swearing filter installed in anticipation of your Hell Week reaction.
Mindy: You’re such a ducking shirt head.
Satan: Sooooo <takes sip of coffee> how was Split 1?
Mindy: <knocks coffee mug out of Satan’s hand>
Satan: WOW, that was a violent response…
Mindy: No, it’s just, you’re not supposed to