Mindy: Boop!

Satan: Are you … booping me?

Mindy: It was a metaphorical boop.

Satan: I’m not really up for that sort of thing.

Mindy: Fine, no booping. But I’m excited!

Satan: Good day?

Mindy: Well…I mean, are nine All Outs a *good* day? But otherwise, I think I cracked the code on soul harvesting.

Satan: Oh? Do tell…

Mindy: I have been focusing on the wrong demographic.

Satan: Waiting for this to go horribly wrong, but go on…

Mindy: If you go to OTF, you’re not really getting total coverage on all of the seven deadly sins…

Satan: Uh-huh…

Mindy: Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride…

Satan: I’m aware of what they are. So Orangtheory has–?

Mindy: Well, pride, right? Maybe envy, when we see people excelling in their workouts…

Satan: I’m picking up a lot of lust from OTF members scrolling through Instagram