Mindy: Boop!
Satan: Are you … booping me?
Mindy: It was a metaphorical boop.
Satan: I’m not really up for that sort of thing.
Mindy: Fine, no booping. But I’m excited!
Satan: Good day?
Mindy: Well…I mean, are nine All Outs a *good* day? But otherwise, I think I cracked the code on soul harvesting.
Satan: Oh? Do tell…
Mindy: I have been focusing on the wrong demographic.
Satan: Waiting for this to go horribly wrong, but go on…
Mindy: If you go to OTF, you’re not really getting total coverage on all of the seven deadly sins…
Satan: Uh-huh…
Mindy: Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride…
Satan: I’m aware of what they are. So Orangtheory has–?
Mindy: Well, pride, right? Maybe envy, when we see people excelling in their workouts…
Satan: I’m picking up a lot of lust from OTF members scrolling through Instagram