Corporate Suit Dude: Happy National Nacho Day!
Mindy: Whaaaat?
CSD: I’m having some trouble getting anyone to come hang out with you, so I looked up today’s date and what do you know, it’s national nacho day!
Mindy: You know what? I lifted super heavy today, doing some tempo stuff and then had to drag my floppy arms through a very incline-y tread block…but you came through. No rowing. Today can be whatever you want it to be. Nacho day, I’m down.
CSD: Well, this was unexpected, I thought you’d be mad that no one wants to hang out with you.
Mindy: Wait, go back…you’re saying of all the supernatural, paranormal, historical entities that exist throughout the history of mankind, SATAN is the only one who has time for me?
CSD: Well, Satan says technically he wasn’t sure how you were getting in to see him. But also, there was more direct benefit in that relations