Socks are for closers

Socks are for closers

Mindy: Sooooo…. Santa: Jeez, where have you been? Are we doing this? Mindy: I guess…But I sort of missed out on the socks, being sick and all. Santa: Huh. I thought they fired you or something, I hadn’t seen you for a while. Mindy: Not fired, sick...
12 Days of Fitness Begin

12 Days of Fitness Begin

Mindy: Hi, who are you supposed to be? Santa: Who the f*ck do you think, genius? Mindy: WOW, aggressive. Wellllll, you SORT of look like Santa, if he looked like a hungover old man who can’t matched his socks. And maybe rolled around the forest a little. What’s in...