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Oh, no Satan\u2019s Skateboards either!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mindy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Satan: No comment on my usage of \u2018Correctamundo\u2019?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mindy: My arms are sore from yesterday&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Satan: Expected&#8230;your hair still looks&#8230;like it\u2019s hard to raise\nyour arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mindy: I feel like they shouldn\u2019t have sold this workout as a\nsequel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Satan: Technically the IT movies are two parts of the same book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mindy: What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Satan: Not a sequel. It\u2019s a narrative progression. You know, how a\nmusical composition repeats a base theme but it evolves and progresses\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mindy:&nbsp; \u2014I\u2019m going to need\nto sit down if this sentence keeps going\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Satan: So Split 2 is the narrative evolution of Split 1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mindy: Yeah, I hear you trying to fancy it up and make it sound\nall elevated, but I don&#8217;t think going down Everest is any different than going\nup&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Satan: Sure it is. 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