Mindy: Okay, I’m ready to deal…
Corporate Suit Dude: Fantastic! Uh, may I ask why?
Mindy: Probably just Monday plus rowing…do you really care why?
CSD: No, I’ll take it.
Mindy: But I get approval on what I have to do.
CSD: I’m not sure if that will always be possible. I mean, if we get someone good, things will start to move fast.
Mindy: Isn’t this all kind of last minute? Why didn’t you line up people months ago?
CSD: Well, you cancelled all of the Pilgrims and Indians, this is on you!
Mindy: Oh my gosh, READ THE ROOM.
CSD: And you said no talking turkey because you might eat it.
Mindy: Whaaat? That is NOT what I said. I said I couldn’t talk to a turkey, form a relationship and then have him be someone ELSE’s dinner. I couldn’t even catch a turkey, let alone kill it myself.
CSD: The point is, no talking turkey.
Mindy: So you want me to roll with whatever.
CSD: That would be great. I mean, we might get someone great, but I’ll be here with a back-up plan in case the ball gets dropped.
Mindy: What does Orangetheory get out of this again?
CSD: I told you, I am in no way meaning to represent nor implying affiliation with Orangetheory Fitness is any way, shape or manner.
Mindy: Right. So if I do this… Rowvember goes away.
CSD: Uh, I’m not sure I have the power to do that. Besides, I thought you wanted to get better at rowing?
Mindy: I was motivated by revenge. But if we’re not having a grudge match with the local studios then what’s the point?
CSD: Um…to improve your proficiency? To be in fitness integrity?
Mindy: I want Satan back.