Mindy: Sooooo….
Santa: Jeez, where have you been? Are we doing this?
Mindy: I guess…But I sort of missed out on the socks, being sick and all.
Santa: Huh. I thought they fired you or something, I hadn’t seen you for a while.
Mindy: Not fired, sick … SICK. I can’t be fired! I pay to be here…
Santa: Sick, fired, whatever, let’s do this.
Mindy: So much sympathy, it’s heart warming.
Santa: I can’t get sick right now, just keep your distance.
Mindy: Huh.
Santa: What?
Mindy: Trying to figure out, is this just the way you are or do I inspire this reaction in you?
Santa: Does it matter?
Mindy: Guess not…
Santa: What’s the holdup?
Mindy: I dunno, I feel like I’m about to get yelled at.
Santa: By me? Oh, come on… you’re tough.
Mindy: Even if I’m tough, I don’t want to get yelled at.
Santa: You want platitudes? Okay, how about… the best way to spread Christmas Cheer is