by mindycrarybook | Dec 2, 2019 | 12DaysOfDecember
Mindy: Hi, who are you supposed to be? Santa: Who the f*ck do you think, genius? Mindy: WOW, aggressive. Wellllll, you SORT of look like Santa, if he looked like a hungover old man who can’t matched his socks. And maybe rolled around the forest a little. What’s in...
by mindycrarybook | Nov 22, 2019 | 12DaysOfDecember, Rowvember
Mindy: Dear god, what ARE you?!? Holiday Armadillo: Greetings Mindy! I’m the HOLIDAY ARMADILLO! Mindy: Uhhhhhhh….. HA: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! Mindy: …You’re not a thing. HA: Rude. Mindy: There is no holiday armadillo, that’s not a thing! HA: Yes it is. In the...
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